February 2011
I know Archer is a cartoon character but I want to...
imperfectmannequin:
I second that.
Danger zone!
does anyone..................
actually get messages when they ask for them?
I have.........
a new follower i guess even tho i see no one new. maybe tumblr is just lying to me
thingsyoucantsayatwork:
The toilet paper dispenser in my office’s bathroom is so loud it might as well be hooked up to a PA system that blares the pre-recorded message, “ATTENTION ANY FEMALE EMPLOYEES USING THE COPY MACHINE WHOM I MAY HAVE WANTED TO ASK OUT, I AM CURRENTLY TAKING A SHIT. I AM TAKING A SHIT RIGHT NOW. PLEASE NEVER FUCK ME.”
January 2011
you saw me.......
coming a mile away, well played.
i hate.............
jilliansayshi:
kgeezy:
when i feel embarrassed for ppl on tv. or movies caused I cant change the channel
Yes, this. Or when they’re clearly doing something wrong and you wish you could tell them.
omg yes! im watching something on netflix soo i just turned down the volume lol
i hate.............
when i feel embarrassed for ppl on tv or movies cause i cant change the channel
I bet..........
my followers hate me or just ignore all my posts.
ahhhhhhhh............
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
This nigggaa........
Right here is bored
MID DAY.......
DRUNK WOOO
wwwakeupmaggie replied to your post: SO.... ...
DONE!
SO....
I got a baked potato but they didnt give me a fork…….Im goin to starve!
4 tags
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Waiting for the zombie...
My Aunt called me drunk at 4pm
imperfectmannequin:
Woke me up from a dead sleep and then continued to scream boner over and over in my ear.
Woop woop......
Got Paid
I can't......
Go to tumblr but I can post from my phone wtf
