May 2012
mommyfatsax:
did you ever dream youre kissing someone and their mouth tastes like doo cause you got that sleepy mouth
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Work
I want to use my computer to look at tumblr but you guys are inappropriate. Nasties!
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bunnies
sometime when i feel really lonely, I get my bunnies and rub their bunny tummies. I dont know of they like it but it makes me feel better.
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lounge chat.......
while reading a ridiculous facebook profile....
Me: " I'm a teacher and priest in the church of mur....." David what is this word?
David: ummmmm.......Charizard.
Me: Well, if you don't know and I don't know....it has to be a pokemon!
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3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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